No blog posting for this day in the archives.
Detailed Strip Info
What aren't we supposed to do?
strip info approved by Molly
|
| Panel |
Dialogue |
Location |
Props |
| 1 |
NARRATOR: As consumers, we're not the brightest of folks: we've been known to eat toothpaste, or give light-sockets pokes.
GRAMP (pushing a grocery cart, shopping):
|
Grocery Store
|
|
| 2 |
NARRATOR: So pity the folks who do corporate law who write up all the "warnings" that you ever saw.
GRAMP (selecting item from shelf):
|
|
|
| 3 |
NARRATOR: "Dont drink this," "Don't use this" "Don't take this with bread" -- .. Every package is plastered with what these lawyers said.
GRAMP (examining package):
|
|
|
| 4 |
NARRATOR: They have to give warnings so they don't get sued, but we never listen, we're like dumb ol' frat dudes.
GRAMP (driving a car, whistling):
|
Car
|
|
| 5 |
NARRATOR: So, despite all the lawyers with all of their fears ...we still stick those Q-tips straight into our ears.
GRAMP (cleaning ear with Q-tip): [squink squink squink]
|
|
|
Character Info
ADVERTISEMENT
