Is coffee like the spice in "Dune?" strip info approved by toby
SHELDON: Maybe that guy at Starbucks is right. Maybe... GRAMP
NARRATOR: ...coffee IS sorta like spice in "Dune":
NARRATOR: It speeds up thought! GRAMP (holding a cup of coffee): So I said
to Bill I said
Bill, you sure do
the right thin
to say when yo
said what you
said when we
talked ab ARTHUR: Eeeeasy champ. Slow down
NARRATOR: It makes travel through space possible! GRAMP (lying on couch): So tired... can't even move... ARTHUR: I'll make up a pot.
NARRATOR: It heightens body control! GRAMP: I can control how much I sweat... by how much I drink! ARTHUR: Bravo.
NARRATOR: It lengthens life! ARTHUR (looking at laptop): ...actually, a guick Google search shows 1436 studies saying it lengthens life, and 1436 studies sayin' it kills ya.
NARRATOR: It makes you confront your inner demons! GRAMP: eergh! caffeine headache!
NARRATOR: It's addictive! GRAMP: THE SPICE MUST FLOW! ARTHUR: It takes two minutes to brew, Cap'n Spaz.